Information for Venues & Promoters
SPANDEX BULLET
Punk That Shouldn’t Be
WHO WE ARE
Spandex Bullet are, despite appearances, a highly professional five-piece punk covers band from South East England, consisting of vocals, two guitars, bass, and drums.
We’re not about immaculate vibes - we don't do the 'v' word. We’re about actual fun. We’re tight, we’re loud, we're a little bit daft, and we keep crowds singing, stomping, and laughing all night long.
WHAT WE PLAY
If it’s catchy, melodic, or downright ridiculous, we'll turn it into a punk banger. We have absolutely no concept of anything being uncool or beneath us, and we cheerfully throw curveballs with heart, humour, and heavy distortion.
Need more details? We've got you covered.
PERFORMANCE STYLE
Energy, enjoyment, surprise, and maximum nonsense. We love to engage the crowd, making sure they're in on the gag, and nothing makes us happier than seeing the joy-filled looks on folks' faces as they suddenly recognise yet another supercharged version of something that has no business being supercharged.
Equally at home in dedicated venues, dive bars, or as an amped-up house band for a special occasion or event, we make sure that everyone leaves with smiles on their faces, and the words 'I can't believe they played that!' on their lips.
See for yourself, with grateful thanks to Lisa Cruttenden for the videos:
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Walk Like an Egyptian - 25/09/2025
Purple Rain - 25/09/2025
Rocket Man - 25/09/2025
TECH SPECS
We're entirely self-sufficient. We bring our own 2,000w PA system, lights and backline, so all you need to do is clear us a space, give us access to power, and we'll do the rest. Alternatively, we can provide our tech rider, stage plot and input list on request.
WHY BOOK SPANDEX BULLET?
• High-energy, crowd-participation-driven set
• Recognisable songs with a punk twist
• Fully self-contained PA and lighting
• Punctual, reliable, and easy to work with
• Suitable for pubs, festivals, private events and corporate functions. Yes, really.
WHERE WE'VE PLAYED
Coachworks, Ashford
The Ashford Festival
The Prince Albert, Dover
Plus dive bars, private functions, birthday bashes, and one slightly confused village fête. The WI ladies loved that we played some Dolly Parton, though.
WHAT PEOPLE SAY
"We sort bands into 'book again' and 'don't book again'. You're in the 'definitely book again' pile!" - Debbie, Landlady of The Prince Albert, Dover
“I feel totally vindicated in booking Spandex Bullet." - Chippy Sutton, Castle Inc. Promotions
"Let me know when you have a bad gig!" - Steve 'Boltz' Bolton, Atomic Rooster
“I never thought I'd hear a version of a Cat Stevens song that I'd actually enjoy!” - Some drunk rando.
"...(I) had a smile on my face watching you guys all night! Was great!" - Gareth Beattie, Ed Force One
"...the BEST in local music talent!" - Samantha Griffin, Radio Ashford
"Phenomenal!" - Amanda Fleming, Actress and Producer
“The cleverest band I've seen in ages.” - Another drunk rando.
"You bastards, you made me cry! Love you!" - Elane Rhoades, Castle Inc. Promotions
"I've been doing this for years, and it's not often something really turns my head nowadays. But you guys really did, and I really want to play a gig with you!" - Ian Waller, Jester / Health Warning
"They're shit, aint' got nothin' on Spandau Barry!" - CJ Wildheart
BOOKING & MORE INFO
Contact details are below. Let’s get loud and ludicrous!