SPANDEX BULLET
Punk That Shouldn’t Be
 

WHO WE ARE

Spandex Bullet is, despite appearances, a highly professional five-piece punk covers band from South East England, consisting of vocals, two guitars, bass, and drums.

We’re not about immaculate vibes - We’re about actual fun. We’re tight, we’re loud, we're a little bit daft, and we keep crowds singing, stomping, and laughing all night long.

WHAT WE PLAY

If it’s catchy, melodic, or downright ridiculous, we'll turn it into a punk banger. We have absolutely no concept of anything being uncool or beneath us, and we cheerfully throw curveballs with heart, humour, and heavy distortion.

Need more details? We gotchu, boo.

 

PERFORMANCE STYLE

Energy, enjoyment, surprise, and maximum nonsense. We love to engage the crowd, making sure they're in on the gag, and nothing makes us happier than seeing the joy-filled looks on folks' faces as they suddenly recognise yet another supercharged version of something that has no business being supercharged.

Equally at home in dedicated venues, dive bars, or as an amped-up house band for a special occasion or event, we make sure that everyone leaves with smiles on their faces, and the words 'I can't believe they played that!' on their lips.

TECH SPECS

We're entirely self-sufficient. We bring our own 2,000w PA system, lights and backline, so all you need to do is clear us a space, give us access to power, and we'll do the rest.

WHERE WE'VE PLAYED

Coachworks, Ashford

The Ashford Festival

The Prince Albert, Dover

Plus dive bars, private functions, birthday bashes, and one very confused village fête. The WI ladies loved that we played some Dolly Parton, though.
 
 

WHAT PEOPLE SAY

“I never thought I'd hear a version of a Cat Stevens song that I'd actually enjoy!”
“The cleverest band I've seen in ages.”
“I feel totally vindicated in booking Spandex Bullet."
"...everyone knew every song you played, and people keep telling me how much fun you were!”
"...(I) had a smile on my face watching you guys all night! Was great!"
"...the BEST in local music talent!"

BOOKING & MORE INFO

Contact details below. Let’s get loud and ludicrous!